Those are... Spain's pants...
Uhhhh...
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YOU GIT! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN EVIDENCE! NOW WE CAN'T EVEN GET FINGERPRINTS!
Geez... sorry...
Why are you getting all uptight about underwear?
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S FISHY THAT WE FOUND SPAIN'S PANTS IN THE LOO WITH NO SPAIN?
And how do we know that's Spain's...?
What other idiot wears tomato pants? And his name's on the tag!
And this proves France is guilty... how?
Don't you know how much that wine-bastard loves this kind of stuff?
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